Great sex and awesome food is what conquered the beast, not beauty. The key to happiness is to fuck like a porn star and cook like a five star chef.

Travis Luedke
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  2. You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching, Love like you'll never be hurt, Sing like there's nobody listening, And live like it's heaven on earth. - William W. Purkey

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  4. When someone loves you, the way they talk about you is different. You feel safe and comfortable. - Jess C. Scott

  5. Dumbledore watched her fly away, and as her silvery glow faded he turned back to Snape, and his eyes were full of tears." After all this time?"" Always, " said Snape. - J.k. Rowling

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  1. Our lives were now worlds apart, separated by time, circumstance, and the unbridgeable chasm of money.

  2. There’s something sexy about a naked woman gritting her teeth in pain, even when it shouldn’t be sexy.

  3. Intelligence rarely trumps human nature.

  4. How do you change the inevitable? The act of trying to change it could actually cause it to happen.

  5. Her loving hands, soft lips, and perfumed scents were an addiction for which he had no cure.

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